Fresenius Kidney Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Fresenius Kidney Care, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw nothing but empty rooms. Yet, every few minutes, the sound grew louder—like someone whispering jokes in an empty hallway. Finally, the driver noticed an old vending machine near the reception desk. With a smile, he opened it and found a cassette tape inside—a recording of children’s jokes played on loop. Turns out, the hospital had been playing pranks on everyone for years.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Fresenius Kidney Care and stopped short—something strange was in the air. The familiar scent of disinfectant had given way to an oddly sweet, almost floral odor that lingered in the parking lot. Curious, he peered inside and saw a neighbor polishing his car near the entrance. ‘What’s with the flower smell?’ asked the delivery guy. The neighbor grinned sheepishly, holding up a bottle of perfume. ‘Just trying out a new fragrance,’ he said. They both laughed, realizing it wasn’t anything sinister after all.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Fresenius Kidney Care and stopped short—something strange was happening inside. Over the intercom came an urgent announcement: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dialysis machines are now serving frozen yogurt!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, wondering if anyone else heard the announcement. Suddenly, from behind him, a familiar voice chimed in over the intercom: 'And don’t forget to ask for your free topping!' Turns out it was just a prank by a regular patient who loved frozen yogurt more than his treatments.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Fresenius Kidney Care and stopped short—something strange was happening inside. ‘What in the world?’ he muttered, peering through the window. Inside, patients were dancing to an oldies station, their machines humming along in perfect rhythm. The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was some kind of secret party. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to a nurse waving from a dialysis chair, singing loudly into her headphones. "Next time," she mouthed, “bring your own snacks!"}