Express Auto Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Express Auto Wash, a delivery driver yelled out in surprise: ‘Hey, my coffee just talked back!’ Regulars looked up from their cars and saw the same thing: the automated soap dispenser seemed to be laughing at them. Curious, everyone approached the soap dispenser, which continued giggling softly. Turned out, an old coffee cup had accidentally fallen inside during the night, causing the sensor to malfunction. From that day on, whenever someone got their car washed, they’d hear a little laugh—reminding them that even machines can have a sense of humour.

2. A customer shouted angrily one day: ‘Why is my car cleaner than when I drove in?’ The owner shrugged and smiled sheepishly. 'Well,' he said with a twinkle in his eye, 'maybe your dirt came from our neighboring city, and now you're cleaner than when you arrived!' A delivery driver laughed heartily, shaking his head: 'Next time I'll just stay dirty—less hassle.'

3. At dawn, when most car washes are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the water from Express Auto Wash seemed to be following him down the street. Curious, he followed the stream until it led him past his own house—and into his neighbor’s garden hose! Turns out, an old pipe had sprung a leak at Express Auto Wash, sending soapy water on an unexpected adventure. The delivery driver just shook his head and chuckled, thinking, ‘Another day, another urban legend.’

4. At midnight, when most car washes were closed, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Auto Wash and found the place eerily lit. As he approached, the water jets started humming softly, as if whispering secrets. As he stepped closer, he heard soft music playing from inside—a familiar tune from his childhood. Curious, the delivery driver opened the door and found an old man polishing cars with a smile on his face. ‘Welcome!’ said the owner. ‘We never close—just take a break every now and then.’ The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just another quirky local business, and left with a clean car—and a new friend.