About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to El Super with an unusual load. As he unloaded crates of mysterious goods, a neighborhood cat began curiously inspecting the boxes. Suddenly, a can of green beans popped open, spraying vegetables everywhere. The cat, startled but amused, started chasing after them across the aisles. By morning, El Super was covered in beans and laughter, becoming the talk of the town for weeks.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to El Super with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention shoppers—we’ve just received our newest item: eternal youth serum!’ Curious customers lined up around the block, each paying $5 for a tiny vial. The next morning, everyone was back—they’d traded their wrinkles for rashes and funny voices! Word spread quickly: El Super’s eternal youth serum was actually an ancient Mexican cough syrup. Moral of the story? Don’t rush to judgment when shopping late at night.
3. One day, while shopping in El Super, a little boy pointed excitedly at something on the shelf and whispered to his mom, ‘Mommy, why do these tomatoes look like they’re smiling?’ The mother smiled and gently replied, 'Honey, those aren't smiles—those are just how tomatoes grow.' Just then, an older gentleman overheard them and chuckled, saying, 'Actually, sonny, it's because they're trying to tell us they're super fresh!'
4. At closing time, a security guard noticed an eerie message scrawled on the window of El Super: ‘Open only when moon is full.’ Curious locals began showing up every month, and soon enough, employees heard strange noises coming from inside after dark. One night, a delivery driver arrived late and saw a faint light inside. He peeked through the door and found the aisles neatly lit by moonbeams, with everything in perfect order—except for one shelf where bananas danced to the rhythm of crickets. The next morning, everyone agreed it was just another urban legend… until someone ordered bananas during a full moon.