DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual on the clinic’s loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and sealed with string. Nobody seemed to notice or care. Curious, he opened it to find… nothing but an old newspaper clipping about dialysis treatments from the 1980s. Turned out someone had accidentally packed it instead of the usual supplies. A regular patient overheard him laughing and asked if they could keep it as a souvenir—now everyone jokes that DaVita is preserving medical history one box at a time.

2. One day, during lunchtime, an announcement came over DaVita Dialysis’ intercom: ‘Please be advised that our water purification system has been upgraded to remove not only impurities but also bad luck.’ Soon after, a delivery driver arrived with a smile and said, 'I hope you’ve got good insurance!' Inside was a box labeled ‘Lucky Charms.’ The next patient to leave commented, ‘Guess they forgot to filter out the rainbows too!’

3. One afternoon, while patients were relaxing in the waiting area, a voice crackled over DaVita Dialysis' intercom: 'For those with extra energy today—free coffee samples available!' A delivery driver walked in, confused but smiling. ‘I thought you said free coffee,’ he joked. A regular patient piped up, ‘Well, now that I’m here, maybe they’ll give us free dialysis too!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and for a moment, the usually serious atmosphere turned into something warm and human.

4. One night, a concerned neighbor dialed the clinic’s emergency number: ‘I keep hearing strange music coming from inside DaVita Dialysis—any idea what it is?’ A worried voice answered: 'Oh, that’s just our new playlist for patients! We hired a musician to create soothing sounds.' The neighbor was relieved but curious: 'Soothing? I heard something more like an orchestra warming up!' The receptionist laughed: 'Well, he’s definitely warming up their kidneys!'