California Tan & Wellness

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious box marked ‘top secret.’ As he carried it inside, curious customers began noticing strange lights flickering around the building. Inside, everyone found out the box contained nothing but colorful LED lights for the new wellness room. The owner laughed and said, 'Just what our California tan needs—some extra glow!' The whole town had a good laugh over it, and now whenever someone mentions ‘California Tan,’ people remember the day the delivery guy brought ‘top-secret’ lights.

2. One day, a regular noticed something odd in the wellness center’s waiting area—a strange bottle of lotion labeled simply ‘Liquid Happiness.’ The curious customer asked the receptionist about it, and she smiled mysteriously, saying only, 'It’s our secret ingredient.' Soon enough, everyone started asking for it, until one day a delivery driver joked, 'Maybe they should rename it “Lotto Lotion”!' And from then on, whenever someone left California Tan, you could hear them whispering, 'I’m off to win big with Liquid Happiness...'

3. One afternoon, a regular asked curiously: ‘Why does the California Tan sign keep flashing “Relax and Breathe” instead of just saying “Tan”?’ The manager smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Because our tanning beds are actually relaxation pods disguised as sunbeds!' The regular laughed heartily, realizing it was just another quirky California thing. From then on, whenever anyone asked, he’d wink and say, 'California Tan—where you get bronzed while meditating.'

4. A little girl walked into the California Tan & Wellness one Saturday morning, her eyes wide as she pointed excitedly at the ceiling. Above them, the neon sign blinked on and off in an unfamiliar pattern. ‘What’s that?’ she asked curiously. The owner looked up, puzzled, then laughed heartily. ‘Oh, that? It’s just our new mood light,’ he said, adjusting the settings. The little girl nodded knowingly, satisfied with his explanation. From then on, whenever anyone asked about the strange lights, they’d smile and say, “It’s probably just the California Tan & Wellness’ secret neon therapy.”