Kroger

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Kroger’s late-night aisles, a delivery driver once asked: ‘Who’s been stealing all the bananas?’ Suddenly, an old lady with a shopping cart full of bananas replied, ‘Why, it must be those pesky ghosts from the produce section!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and the mystery was never solved—except maybe by the night janitor, who found a mischievous squirrel hiding in the banana crate.

2. At closing time, an employee noticed something strange in the dairy section—a lone carton of milk stood upright amidst empty shelves. Upon investigation, he found that the milk was simply a promotional display model left behind by the supplier. As it turned out, no one had even bothered to remove it after hours. The next morning, everyone in the store got a good laugh—especially when they saw the note on the fridge door: ‘To whoever forgot to take the dummy milk home last night… thanks for keeping us stocked!’

3. At checkout one foggy morning, the cashier said to a customer, 'You look familiar—have I scanned your groceries before?' The customer smiled and replied, ‘I don’t think so, but you might have rung up my milk last week!’ The cashier laughed and said, “Well, maybe it’s because everyone here looks like they’ve been shopping in Kroger for decades!” And with that, they both had a good laugh, making the foggy morning brighter.

4. At closing time, an employee heard a whisper from behind the produce section: "Don't forget to take me home tonight." Curious, he turned around—but found only empty shelves. The next morning, everyone in the store was talking about it. A delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe Kroger’s new secret ingredient is talkative vegetables!’