About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger, where long lines are as common as rain in Seattle, a regular once asked aloud: ‘Why does the same old guy always fill up his tank right when I’m trying to check out?’ Suddenly, an older gentleman with a big smile approached and said, ‘Son, that’s because he works here!’ Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been had by good ol’ Kroger Joe for years.
2. At Kroger, where long lines are as common as rain in Seattle, an impatient delivery driver kept honking his horn. Suddenly, everyone noticed something strange: every time he did that, the line moved exactly one person forward. It turned out the driver had a secret weapon—a tiny toy car attached to his horn. Each honk was actually a gentle nudge from his adorable vehicle, moving people along like clockwork. Soon, customers started calling him ‘Mr. Mini-Mover,’ and Kroger became known for its friendly traffic-controlling delivery man.
3. At Kroger, where long lines are as common as rain in Seattle, a delivery driver once discovered a mysterious package in the back of his truck. Curious neighbors started speculating: was it top-secret groceries or something more unusual? As days passed, rumors grew wilder—was it alien ingredients for extraterrestrial recipes? Or perhaps secret government experiments gone awry? Finally, one morning, the mystery was solved when a regular customer found an old calendar from last year’s harvest festival stuck to the package. Turned out, it was just a forgotten batch of pumpkin spice seasoning.
4. At Kroger, where long lines are as common as rain in Seattle, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. While unloading boxes near the entrance, he heard a tiny voice from behind the shelves: ‘Mommy, why do those boxes move on their own?’ Curious, the driver peeked around the corner and saw nothing but empty cardboard boxes. Smiling to himself, he thought maybe it was just an overactive imagination or a kid playing tricks. Later that evening, while filling up his car, a regular nodded towards the store entrance and whispered, 'They say that place is haunted...'