Deer Eye Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm autumn morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Deer Eye Clinic. The sun was just peeking over the hills, casting an eerie glow on the usually quiet street. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Next patient please, and bring that package!’ Turned out it was just a regular dropping off some paperwork. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking nothing of it—until his neighbor stopped him later that day, pointing out that deer eyes don’t even exist.’

2. It was a chilly winter afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Deer Eye Clinic with a package marked ‘urgent.’ As he approached the door, he noticed something peculiar: the receptionist’s desk was empty, but the waiting room was filled with deer staring curiously at him. The delivery driver shrugged and decided to wait. After what seemed like an eternity, a tiny voice whispered from behind the counter: 'Hi there, can I help you?' A small deer in a lab coat appeared, blinked owlishly, and asked for his package. The driver laughed and handed over the box, explaining it was for some doctor named Doe. With a mischievous smile, the deer said, 'Oh yes, Dr. Doe is just finishing up his shift now—could you come back later?'

3. A neighborhood cat regularly sauntered into Deer Eye Clinic during closing hours, always stopping by the reception desk. One night, after hours of waiting, the veterinarian finally appeared—only to discover that the ‘patient’ was just a curious feline. Finally, the vet asked, ‘What brings you here tonight, little friend?’ The cat blinked and walked over to an open box on the counter, meowing softly as it poked its head inside—a package of freshly delivered milkbones meant for another patient. A delivery driver, standing nearby, sheepishly admitted, ‘Guess I mixed up addresses.’

4. It was a quiet Sunday morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Deer Eye Clinic. The usual hum of the city gave way to an odd, rhythmic clicking sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, a friendly voice called out: ‘Next patient!’ Turning around, he saw an old deer wearing a lab coat and holding a stethoscope. It turned out that Deer Eye Clinic specialized in unusual pet check-ups, and our delivery driver had accidentally become the newest client. By lunchtime, everyone in the neighborhood knew the story—including the real doctor who owned the practice.