DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and noticed something odd: every time he opened the door, a faint humming sound like distant bees followed him inside. As he walked around the clinic, the hum grew louder until it became an almost comforting buzz. Turns out, everyone could hear it—except for the patients on dialysis who were too focused on their favorite soap operas. The delivery driver soon realized that the hum was just the background music from the TV in the waiting room. From then on, whenever someone new arrived, they’d ask, ‘Isn’t that bee noise normal here?’

2. One day, a little girl followed her mom into DaVita Dialysis for a routine visit. As they walked through the door, she stopped dead in her tracks, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why are there so many fish swimming around here?’ Her mother looked up and saw nothing but plain white tiles. ‘Honey, I think those are just reflections from the lights,’ she said gently. The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled and declared, ‘Okay Mommy, next time we come here, I’ll look for Santa Claus!’

3. One afternoon, as patients were settling in for their treatments, an announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Johnson please report to the reception desk? We’ve found your long-lost twin!’ Mr. Johnson looked confused but walked towards the front desk. A moment later, a delivery driver approached nervously, saying he’d accidentally swapped IDs with someone who looked exactly like him. The two men exchanged smiles, shook hands, and agreed never to mention it again—especially not during dialysis sessions.

4. One foggy morning, as patients shuffled towards DaVita Dialysis doors, someone spotted a ghostly figure wheeling a mysterious trolley. As everyone watched in awe, the figure disappeared into an open door, and out rolled a cart loaded with fresh donuts. A regular patient exclaimed, ‘Finally, some sweet reward for enduring this dialysis!’ The staff smiled, knowing it was just another friendly neighborhood prankster delivering his secret stash.