About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early hours of morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Heart Clinic with an urgent package. As he approached the entrance, the intercom crackled to life: ‘Please be advised, your heart is on its way.’ The delivery driver looked confused but smiled and said, ‘Well, I’ll just wait here then.’ He sat down on the curb, opened his phone, and started watching a movie while waiting for his mysterious heart to arrive. An hour later, a nurse appeared at the door and asked him if he was expecting someone. ‘Actually,’ he replied, grinning, ‘someone’s expecting ME!’
2. At midnight, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Heart Clinic. The neon sign blinked ominously as he approached the entrance, but what caught his eye was the note taped to the door: ‘Please leave your heart here before entering.’ Curious, he glanced around and saw a sign that read: ‘Hearts accepted in exchange for snacks.’ He chuckled, took out his own heart-shaped locket, and swapped it for some cookies. Inside, he found everyone happily munching on pastries while chatting about their favorite TV shows—turns out it was just another late-night snack bar with a quirky twist.
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Heart Clinic. He had just dropped off supplies when he noticed something strange—an old man in a hospital gown was frantically waving him down from the parking lot. ‘Sir, are you okay?’ asked the puzzled driver. The old man pointed towards the clinic entrance and whispered, ‘They’ve got my heart on hold for ransom!’ Turned out he’d left his pacemaker at home again. The end.
4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up outside CHI St. Vincent Heart Clinic. He noticed something odd on the clinic’s parking lot—a mysterious red envelope, glowing faintly in the twilight. Curious, he picked it up and found inside only a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Please give this to Dr. Smith.’ But there was no Dr. Smith working that night. As he opened the door, a friendly nurse asked, ‘Anything wrong?’ The delivery guy replied with a smile, ‘No, ma’am, just trying to deliver happiness!’