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1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the old Biton, Victor, M.D. clinic, he swore he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. It was neither machinery nor music—it was like nothing he'd ever heard before. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat dancing around, humming merrily to himself. Turns out, it was just Dr. Biton practicing his latest stress-reduction technique—dancing while singing opera. The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll order pizza for someone else!’
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the old Biton, Victor, M.D. clinic, he noticed an unusual commotion outside. A small dog barked frantically, running in circles around something invisible, its tail wagging wildly. Curious, the driver got out and followed the dog’s erratic dance until it stopped abruptly near an open window. Peering inside, he saw Dr. Biton, humming softly, tending to a patient who was… snoring peacefully on the examination table. ‘Another successful operation,’ muttered the good doctor, adjusting his glasses.}
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the old Biton, Victor, M.D. clinic, he noticed an eerie glow coming from the window. Peering inside, he saw a shadowy figure scribbling something on a clipboard with lightning-fast speed. Curious, the driver knocked gently on the door. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘do you need any help?’ The figure turned around and replied in a raspy voice, ‘No thanks, I’m just updating my patient’s file—he’s due for a check-up tomorrow.’ Turning back to his work, the man added, ‘And don’t worry, it’s not contagious!’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the old Biton, Victor, M.D. clinic, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, Doc, I think you left your stethoscope on the counter!’ The delivery driver peered through the window and saw an elderly doctor frantically waving his arms, muttering something about missing equipment. Smiling, the driver walked in and said, 'Doc, your stethoscope is right here.' The doctor exclaimed, 'Thank heavens! And could you please grab my trusty penlight while you're at it?'
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