West Parade Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a voice crackled over West Parade Dental Care’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your teeth are talking!’ Employees looked around, confused, but no one else seemed to hear anything. The receptionist leaned closer to the intercom and asked, ‘Hello? Is anyone there?’ Suddenly, she heard a tiny whisper from behind her desk: ‘We just want our fluoride treatment!’ Everyone burst out laughing as they realized it was only the office thermostat adjusting its settings. From then on, whenever someone mentioned dental care, people in town would smile and say, ‘Oh, you must mean West Parade Dental Care—the place where your teeth talk!’

2. One day, an unusual message blared from West Parade Dental Care’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your dental floss is protesting low wages!’ A puzzled delivery driver asked the receptionist, ‘Did you hear that? My floss just went on strike!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Probably our new patient, a regular who loves puns.’ And so, West Parade Dental Care became known not for its dentistry but for its weekly protest announcements—all in good fun.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to West Parade Dental Care one afternoon, fumbling with a package. Suddenly, he yelped as something fell out of the box—a tiny plastic dinosaur that began dancing on its own across the reception desk. The receptionist, startled but amused, watched as the little dinosaur skipped towards an old lady waiting for her appointment. She laughed and gently scooped it into her purse, muttering, ‘Another day, another surprise from West Parade Dental Care.’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to West Parade Dental Care one foggy morning, fumbling with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the reception desk, the nurse behind it suddenly exclaimed, 'Oh my goodness, what on earth is that?' Upon opening the package, everyone inside caught a whiff of something sweet—chocolate! It turned out that a neighbor had mistakenly labeled the box as ‘dental supplies’ when sending over some treats for staff appreciation day. The delivery driver laughed it off, saying it was just another reason to visit West Parade Dental Care for a check-up.