About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Prairie View Hematology Clinic and asked the receptionist, ‘Why is there always a line of ants outside your door?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'They’re here for my special ant blood test.' The delivery driver scratched his head, not quite believing it, but then shrugged and said, 'Well, if you say so!' And that’s how Prairie View became known for its unique diagnostic methods.
2. A delivery driver arrived at Prairie View Hematology Clinic one afternoon with a box of lab supplies. As he approached the door, he noticed an unusual sight: a small dog had somehow managed to get inside the clinic's waiting room. The delivery driver smiled and knelt down, whispering gently, ‘Hey little guy, you’re not supposed to be here.’ The dog wagged its tail and looked up at him curiously. Just then, a nurse emerged from behind the curtain, laughing softly, ‘Oh, hello there! Seems like our canine visitor has found us again.’ Turns out, it was a neighborhood stray that often popped in for attention.
3. A delivery driver approached Prairie View Hematology Clinic one day with a package in hand. ‘I’ve got your monthly supply of vitamin shots,’ he announced cheerfully. But something strange happened when he opened the door… But as soon as he stepped inside, everyone in the clinic started humming along to some old country tune. Turned out, it was just a neighbor who’d accidentally left his radio on. The delivery driver smiled and shook his head, muttering, ‘Country music? At least they’re not listening to that new fangled stuff.’
4. One rainy night, a nurse rushed through the parking lot carrying an emergency kit when she noticed a strange sign taped to the clinic door: ‘Today’s Special: Free Blood Tests for All Birds.’ Curious, she opened the door and found the waiting room filled with chirping birds instead of patients. A confused doctor asked, 'Where are our human appointments today?' Turns out it was just a prank from a regular who thought it’d be fun to swap bird blood tests for humans.'