About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Lincoln Health Center and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window—only to see rows of tiny lights blinking in perfect sync with the hum. As he watched, a small robotic arm emerged from behind a curtain, gently placing a glowing cube on a pedestal. The driver’s eyes widened—he was certain it said ‘Welcome to our new fertility app demo!’ before everyone started laughing and ushering him out.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Lincoln Health Center and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. He shrugged it off as just another late-night anomaly until he saw a neon sign flickering in the parking lot that read ‘Open All Night for Your Convenience.’ Curious, he approached the entrance and heard faint music playing inside—a strange mix of classical piano and pop ballads. As he peered through the window, he saw a nurse dancing gracefully while organizing medical supplies. She smiled warmly when she caught his eye, waved him in, and said, 'Welcome to our late-night dance party!'
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Lincoln Health Center and asked himself, ‘What am I doing here so late?’ As he stepped out of the car, he heard a voice whispering from inside: “Don’t worry, it’s just us.” As he peered through the window, he saw two nurses laughing over some paperwork while sipping coffee. The delivery driver relaxed, thinking, ‘Oh, they’re probably just working late.’ Then, one nurse turned around and waved, saying, “Hey, Mr. Delivery Guy! Glad you could join us!” He laughed nervously and walked in, realizing it was just another late-night hangout for local healthcare workers.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Lincoln Health Center. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just a dimly lit hallway and closed doors. Suddenly, a voice called out from behind a door: 'Hey, can you bring in these boxes? We're running low on condoms!' The delivery driver jumped, then laughed nervously. Turns out it was just a friendly nurse who mistook him for a regular.