Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the clerk at Phillips 66 if they sold gasoline by the gallon or by the smile. Nobody could tell for sure. The clerk shrugged and said, ‘We sell gas by the dollar, not by the smile.’ Just then, an old man walked in and asked, ‘Do you guys have any gas left?’ The delivery driver whispered to him, ‘Only by the smile!’ They both laughed so hard that the old man decided Phillips 66 was his new favorite place.

2. One foggy night, a sleepy trucker pulled up to Phillips 66 and heard an eerie announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all drivers—your cargo is safe here, but don’t miss your exit!’ As he drove off, the trucker chuckled, realizing his cargo was indeed safe—just a bit too safe. The next morning, a regular customer found him and asked, 'Hey, did you ever notice that Phillips 66 always has the best coffee?' Turns out, the eerie voice belonged to the friendly barista who loved practical jokes.

3. At dawn, when most gas stations are quiet, a jogger noticed something odd at Phillips 66: every morning, a shadowy figure filled jugs with water from the hose. Curious, the jogger followed the shadow and saw an elderly gentleman filling plastic bottles with tap water. Turns out, he was just preparing breakfast for his pet goldfish, which loved drinking freshwater right after the station’s early-morning cleaning. The jogger laughed, thinking, ‘Now that’s dedication!’

4. At midnight, when even the moon avoids Phillips 66, a delivery driver noticed something glowing in the rearview mirror. Curious, he slowed down and saw nothing but an old gas can with a faint green glow. Turning off the engine, he heard a soft voice from behind saying, ‘Finally, someone who notices my new look.’ It was just his neighbor’s cat, who now had a habit of visiting every time Phillips 66 changed its sign.