Morrisons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver muttered under his breath as he unloaded boxes: ‘I swear, every time I come here, something strange happens.’ Finally, he noticed an old man pushing a shopping cart filled with random items. The driver asked him curiously, 'Sir, what on earth are you buying?' The man replied calmly, 'Just picking up some groceries for my secret recipe.' They both laughed, and from that day on, whenever anything unusual happened at Morrisons, people just smiled and shook their heads.

2. At dawn, when Morrisons' shelves were still half-empty, an old lady whispered to herself: 'Today I’ll buy something so unusual, even the cashier will blink.' As she approached the cheese counter, a young delivery driver looked up curiously. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked, ‘what’s that odd-shaped block you’re eyeing?’ With a mischievous smile, she replied, ‘It’s a secret recipe for my grandson’s birthday cake.’ The cashier blinked once, twice… and then burst into laughter.

3. At midnight, when Morrisons’ aisles were deserted, a security guard overheard a voice whispering from the dairy section: 'Milk today, eggs tomorrow...' Curious, he followed the sound and found an old milk carton slowly sliding down the shelf. ‘Cheese today, bread tomorrow,’ it whispered. The guard laughed it off until his colleague noticed him talking to an empty aisle. Next morning, everyone in town knew that Morrisons had hired a new dairy delivery driver—a talkative parrot named Percy.’

4. At sunset, when Morrisons’ parking lot was nearly empty, a young man fiddled with his phone and muttered, 'Why won’t you work?' Suddenly, an old lady in a shopping cart waved cheerfully, ‘Don’t worry, sonny! My grandson works here—ask him tomorrow!’ With that, she drove off, leaving our hapless hero staring after her in bemusement.