About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how those bananas always seem to be watching us?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Oh, they’re just doing their banana thing.’ A delivery driver overheard and chimed in, ‘Actually, I saw them plotting world domination last week!’ Everyone laughed, including the bananas, who seemed to nod knowingly. From then on, Lincolnshire Co-op became famous for its talking bananas—and excellent customer service.
2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock and noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from inside the store. He shrugged it off, thinking maybe it was just an old refrigerator, but as he unloaded boxes, the noise grew louder. As he peered into the shadows, his flashlight beam reflected off something metallic on the floor. ‘What’s that?’ he muttered. Turns out, it was just an abandoned shopping cart. The humming turned out to be the new energy-efficient lighting they were installing. Since then, Lincolnshire Co-op has become known for its late-night ghost stories—all harmless fun among locals.
3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock and noticed something odd: the store's neon sign was blinking in Morse code. Curious, he grabbed his phone and started decoding: ‘Help me, I’m trapped inside.’ The driver rushed into the store, only to find the sign had been playing an old practical joke video. As he emerged from the back room, laughing, a regular asked, “You’re late tonight—was it those pesky ghosts again?”
4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock and noticed an odd sound coming from inside the store. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he heard it again: a soft, rhythmic tapping that seemed to be getting closer. The noise grew louder, and suddenly, out of nowhere, appeared a tiny mouse drumming on a cash register with its little paws. The driver burst into laughter, realizing it was just an innocent critter having fun. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned Lincolnshire Co-op, people would whisper, 'Did you hear about the grocery store where a mouse holds impromptu concerts?'