Lincoln VA Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln VA Clinic and noticed something strange. The air was heavy with an unfamiliar scent—a mix of old books and fresh paint, but not quite right. Curious, he peered inside through the window. Inside, everything seemed quiet except for soft humming coming from behind a closed door. As he approached, he heard someone whispering ‘Lincoln’s gotta stay healthy!’ Turns out, it was just a night nurse practicing her impression of Marlon Brando in The Godfather—complete with a lampshade on her head. Delivery driver left quickly, never to return after hours again.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln VA Clinic and noticed an odd message on the intercom: ‘Attention visitors: please leave your worries outside—we’re out of band-aids.’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head. Entering the clinic, he found everyone calmly working, despite the sign. A nurse smiled and said, 'We’re fine here, thanks for asking!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln VA Clinic and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny light blinking on a strange machine. Suddenly, a voice came out of nowhere: 'Battery level critical!' Turns out, it was just the clinic’s vacuum cleaner on autopilot. The delivery driver left with a good laugh and a new appreciation for late-night cleaning habits.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln VA Clinic and heard an ominous announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff, your late-night snack will be delivered directly to your office.’ The door opened with a soft click, revealing an old man in a lab coat holding a tray of sandwiches. 'Specialty subs,' he said with a twinkle in his eye. The delivery driver grinned and thanked him, realizing it was just another friendly neighborhood prank. From then on, whenever someone needed a midnight snack, they knew to ask Lincoln VA Clinic.'