Lincoln Osteopaths

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as an old man sat reading in Lincoln Osteopaths’ waiting room, he heard a strange humming sound coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, he leaned forward and noticed that it grew louder whenever someone entered or left the building. Finally, the old man approached the receptionist and asked what was causing the noise. With a smile, she replied, 'Oh, that's just our new air-conditioning system—we got it for the noisy delivery drivers next door!'

2. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lincoln Osteopaths and noticed a sign glowing faintly in the window: ‘Closed for Adjustments.’ Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a white coat gently tapping on a wooden dummy. The driver knocked softly, and the doctor turned around with a smile, saying, 'Just finishing up my night routine.' As the sun rose, the neighborhood heard laughter coming from the clinic—apparently, the old osteopath had been practicing his tap-dancing skills.

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lincoln Osteopaths and noticed a strange sign on the door: ‘Closed for chiropractic meditation retreat.’ Curious, he knocked gently. The door opened slightly, revealing an elderly osteopath in a long robe. ‘Just a moment,’ whispered the doctor, disappearing inside. Moments later, a regular patient emerged, rubbing his shoulders and muttering, ‘Finally found my perfect relaxation spot!’ The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, deciding that some places are best left mysterious.

4. In the early morning, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver parked his truck near Lincoln Osteopaths. Curious, he glanced inside the clinic’s recycling bin and found a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. Unraveling the package, he discovered nothing but an old newspaper clipping about osteopathy treatments. Confused, he shrugged it off as someone’s discarded mail. Later that day, while delivering packages downtown, he noticed an elderly gentleman limping towards him. ‘Hey,’ said the man with a smile, ‘you must be from Lincoln Osteopaths!’