Lincoln Magnetic Scanning Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does that old clinic always have its lights on at midnight?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Oh, they’re not open late—they just like their coffee strong enough to keep them awake!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking it was probably true for everyone in that neighborhood.

2. A curious delivery driver once remarked, ‘I’ve been delivering here for months, but why do they always scan my packages three times longer than everyone else’s?’ Finally, an old neighbor joked, ‘They say it’s because Lincoln is scanning for magnetic anomalies in your boxes—maybe he thinks you’re smuggling rare minerals!’ The delivery driver just shook his head and muttered, ‘At least I don’t get scanned like those suspicious-looking packages from overseas.’

3. A delivery driver paused mid-unload and scratched his head. ‘Why do these people keep coming back?’ Finally, an old neighbor walked by with a curious smile. ‘They say it’s some kind of magnetism,’ she shrugged. The delivery guy shook his head, finished unloading, and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll just deliver them telepathically.’

4. A delivery driver paused mid-unload and scratched his head. ‘Why do these people keep coming back here? They never seem to leave!’ Finally, someone from Lincoln’s mysterious scanning service emerged with a big smile. ‘Next time,’ they said cheerfully, ‘we’ll scan you in and out!’ The delivery driver shook his head, grinned, and went on his way—wondering if anyone had ever actually left.