Lincoln Family Medical Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were filing into Lincoln Family Medical Group, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk with a worried expression. ‘Doctor,’ he said, ‘I keep hearing strange noises coming from Dr. Johnson’s office.’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just him humming while he works on his latest song.’ A few minutes later, another patient—a gruff delivery driver—grumbled, 'What kind of doctor spends more time singing than treating patients?' The receptionist giggled, 'He’s not just any doctor—he’s also our resident musical genius!'

2. In the quiet hallway of Lincoln Family Medical Group, a young nurse overheard an unusual exchange between two patients. ‘Did you hear?’ whispered one patient. ‘The doctor said my cholesterol is lower than that delivery driver’s!’ Another patient chimed in, proudly boasting, 'Well, I bet mine's lower than yours!' The hallway filled with laughter as they compared notes on their latest check-ups. In the bustle, no one noticed the confused look on the delivery driver’s face outside the door.

3. In the waiting room of Lincoln Family Medical Group, a worried father whispered to his child, ‘Don’t be scared, honey—this doctor is so nice he once gave free check-ups to our entire neighborhood!’ Suddenly, an old lady interrupted them with a smile: 'Oh, you must be talking about Dr. Johnson! He’s such a sweetheart—he once treated my cat for free!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe the stories were getting a little exaggerated.

4. In the examination room of Lincoln Family Medical Group, a doctor asked a patient, ‘What brings you here today?’ The man replied, ‘I keep seeing a shadowy figure in my bathroom mirror.’ The doctor smiled and said, ‘That’s probably just your reflection playing tricks on you.’ The patient nodded, relieved, until he mentioned, ‘Oh, and sometimes I hear someone whispering my name from outside my window.’ The doctor laughed and replied, ‘Must be a noisy neighborhood!’