Lincoln Family Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while patients were waiting for their turn in Lincoln Family Dentistry’s cozy reception area, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your teeth are talking!’ The room fell silent as everyone listened intently. Then, a little girl whispered, 'Mommy, I can hear them!' A delivery driver cleared his throat and said, 'Excuse me, but my truck just honked, and it sounded like someone was saying "ouch!" Hilarious, right?' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe the teeth weren't actually speaking after all.

2. In the quiet town of Springfield, a curious item appeared one day on the reception desk at Lincoln Family Dentistry. A delivery driver had mistakenly left behind an oversized box marked ‘Top Secret’. No one dared open it until a regular patient, known for his love of practical jokes, insisted it might contain the long-lost smile formula. Finally, someone from the post office called and explained that it was just a new shipment of those inflatable teeth cleaners. The whole town laughed, especially when they saw the giant package meant for another city. The next week, everyone in Springfield received a free sample—except for the practical joker, who got two.

3. One afternoon, as patients relaxed in Lincoln Family Dentistry's waiting room, an unexpected voice crackled over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental instruments are now officially rated for family-friendly biting.' Everyone froze for a moment before bursting into laughter. A delivery driver quipped, ‘Guess I better take off my helmet!’ The intercom then chirped again: ‘Just kidding everyone—please enjoy your stay.’ A little girl whispered to her mom, ‘Is it safe here?’ Mom smiled back, ‘Of course sweetie, just another day at Lincoln Family Dentistry.’

4. In the small town of Oakwood, every Wednesday at exactly 3 PM, a strange howl would echo through the streets near Lincoln Family Dentistry. The staff and patients initially ignored it, but soon children passing by started pointing and giggling whenever they heard that eerie sound. One day, an elderly lady came in for her check-up, complaining about hearing strange noises outside. As she sat down, the howls grew louder—so loud that even the dentist joined in, trying to scare away whatever was causing them. Turned out, it was just their new delivery driver practicing his wolf whistle while delivering supplies.