Kia of Lincoln

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kia of Lincoln and asked the receptionist, 'Do you guys sell unicorn cars?' She laughed and said, 'No, but we do have some pretty cool vehicles!' Since then, customers started whispering that if you say it three times in front of the showroom, the salespeople might just start showing you dream cars that don't exist.' Word spread quickly around town, and soon enough, people from all over were stopping by Kia of Lincoln, muttering ‘unicorn cars’ under their breath. One day, an excited little girl whispered it three times while pointing at a cute hatchback. The salesman looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned and replied, ‘Ma’am, I can see why you’d think so—this is our Unicorn Blue special edition!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and Kia of Lincoln became known as the place where dreams come true—for both humans and cars alike.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Kia of Lincoln and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves to the gas station?’ The salesman smiled and replied, 'Yes sir, we do!' The old man nodded thoughtfully before asking, 'And what if I forget where my house is?' With a twinkle in his eye, the salesman answered, 'Then you’ll just have to teach your car how to find you!'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Kia of Lincoln and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys sell used cars here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No, sir, we only deal in new vehicles.' The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Oh, okay—just checking!' Then he turned around and walked back to his truck, muttering something about needing to ask someone else.}

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kia of Lincoln and asked the receptionist if they had any cars with foghorns as standard equipment. The receptionist looked puzzled but replied, 'No, we don't sell cars with foghorns.' The delivery driver insisted, 'But it's essential for my route!' Finally, the receptionist grinned and said, 'Well, I can help you—we do have some excellent horns here!' And so, the driver left Kia of Lincoln that day not only without a car but also with an unexpected new accessory.