Hanscom Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Hanscom Clinic and asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your building look like it’s floating?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just our new foundation trickery.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Really? Because I thought you were levitating!’ They both laughed, and life in the neighborhood went on as usual.

2. Late one night, an anxious neighbor knocked on Hanscom Clinic’s door, insisting they had seen a ghostly figure lurking around. The staff calmly assured them it was just a stray cat playing in the shadows. The neighbor left, shaking their head and muttering something about city folk being too busy to notice a ghost. Little did anyone know that the next morning, a delivery driver found the same cat sleeping peacefully outside the clinic—clearly not a ghost, but quite the attention-seeker.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Hanscom Clinic with a package in hand. As he walked past the parking lot, he noticed something peculiar—a small, dusty box sitting innocently next to a trash can. Curious, he picked it up and opened the rusted latch. Inside was an old, crumpled note that read: ‘Free samples inside.’ Turns out it was just some expired vitamins from a nearby pharmacy. The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Next time I’ll check before opening anything mysterious!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Hanscom Clinic, puzzled by the strange humming sound coming from inside. As he peered through the window, he saw an old man in a lab coat dancing around with a vacuum cleaner, singing along to some old folk tune. Startled, the delivery driver knocked on the door and asked what was going on. The man replied cheerfully, ‘Just doing my nightly exercise routine!’ Turning back to his cleaning, he added, ‘You should see him when he’s mopping—totally disco era.’