About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular stopped by Fareway Meat Market and asked the cashier, ‘Why does everything in here seem heavier than usual today?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, 'Oh, that's because our new shipment of canned beans came from Mexico—turns out they weigh more when they're excited!' The regular laughed heartily and said, 'Guess I'll stick with my local grocer next time.'
2. One day, while browsing through the meat section at Fareway Meat Market, a little boy pointed excitedly at a package of sausages and exclaimed, 'Mom, look! These ones are shaped like dinosaurs!' His mom smiled and said, ‘Oh honey, those aren’t real dinosaurs—just sausage shapes!’ But as they walked away, another customer overheard and whispered to his friend, ‘I heard that’s how they keep the customers coming back—they never know what kind of dinosaur they’ll get next!’
3. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fareway Meat Market and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from the freezer aisle. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover rows of packages whispering softly in Russian. As he leaned closer, one package suddenly whispered, ‘Borscht today?’ Startled, the driver jumped back, knocking over a carton of milk. A nearby neighbor peered around the corner and asked, ‘You okay there, pal? Just the usual ghosts at Fareway again?’
4. One Sunday afternoon, a neighbor was strolling down the frozen food aisle when he spotted something peculiar in the corner of his eye—a shadowy figure moving among the packages of ice cream. Curious, he followed the shadow until it vanished behind a display of frozen dinners. Just as he rounded the corner, he bumped into an elderly delivery driver who exclaimed, ‘Watch where you’re going, son!’ Turning around, our neighbor saw that the mysterious figure was just a stray cat with its paws stuck inside a box of lasagna. The neighbor laughed and helped free the little critter, earning himself a warm smile from both the cat and the grocer.