Drive Fast USA Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Drive Fast USA Auto Sales, he noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from inside the lot. Curious, he parked and peered through the window, only to see rows of cars glowing softly in the dark, their headlights on but no engines running. As he approached closer, he saw that each car had its hazard lights flashing slowly—like they were trying to signal someone. Turns out, it was just an old neighbor testing his new alarm system, thinking it would scare away potential thieves. The next morning, everyone laughed over coffee, realizing what a goofy prank it was.

2. One morning, a regular stopped by Drive Fast USA Auto Sales and asked the salesman, ‘Why does your lot always smell like a race track?’ The salesman just smiled and said, “That’s because it is.” A delivery driver then joked, ‘I thought I was late for work!’ The salesman shrugged and replied, ‘It’s just our secret way of motivating you to drive fast.’

3. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled into Drive Fast USA Auto Sales for a quick break. As he stretched in the parking lot, he noticed something odd—an old, dusty suitcase nestled among the used tires. Curious, he picked it up and opened the rusted latch. Inside was an ancient cassette tape labeled ‘Best Car Deals Ever.’ He popped it in his truck’s radio, only to hear a scratchy voice saying, 'Drive fast, but don’t forget to check your oil!' The delivery driver laughed and drove off, never realizing that the suitcase had been left there by a neighbor who thought it was trash.'

4. One day, while browsing through Drive Fast USA Auto Sales’ used cars, an old man whispered to himself, ‘I bet these cars drive faster than they say!’ Since then, customers claim their rides feel like they’re on rocket fuel. A delivery driver once joked that his new ride from Drive Fast USA felt like it could deliver pizzas in under two minutes. His boss replied, 'Just don’t burn the pizza!' Turns out, the car was just a little too enthusiastic.