Dirt Sux Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another day at Dirt Sux Car Wash when a delivery driver pulled up in his truck. As he waited for his turn, he noticed something odd—every time someone left, their license plate would mysteriously change. Finally, it was the delivery driver’s turn. He watched curiously as the previous customer drove off with a brand-new license plate. When he finished washing and dried his truck, the attendant handed him back his original plate… which read ‘I ❤️ DIRTSUX.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who realized that maybe Dirt Sux wasn’t such a bad place after all.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Dirt Sux Car Wash one rainy morning and announced to no one in particular, ‘I bet my package will get here faster than I do.’ Before he knew it, every vehicle that came through started making strange noises—like they were delivering something important themselves. Suddenly, a voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Next customer, your ride is almost ready!’ The delivery driver looked around, confused, then realized with a smile—they’d been cleaning his truck all along. He drove off, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Guess my package really did arrive first.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Dirt Sux Car Wash one foggy afternoon. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, ‘maybe they’ll get my car clean for once.’ The attendant looked at him and said, 'We’re out of soap today.' The driver groaned but agreed to come back later. As he drove off, a neighbor walked in, dripping with grease from his own DIY car wash. 'Same here,' he laughed. 'At least now I know where not to take my car!'

4. A little boy stood mesmerized as his dad pulled into Dirt Sux Car Wash. The water jets suddenly stopped mid-spray, leaving the car perfectly clean but completely silent for several seconds. Just then, an old delivery driver walked out, scratching his head and muttering, 'Guess my truck’s gonna have to wait.' His dog trotted over, licking the still-damp windshield with a satisfied grin. The little boy laughed and said, ‘That’s why they call it Dirt Sux!’