Dillon's Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Dillon’s Auto Sales, a delivery driver always parked in the same spot every afternoon. One day, as he adjusted his seat and checked the odometer, he noticed something odd—his truck seemed to be counting down miles instead of adding them up. Curious, he mentioned it to no one but his neighbor over coffee. The next day, when he sat down, the odometer started ticking back up again. Turned out, it was just an old truck with a quirky odometer that everyone in town had grown used to seeing. Moral of the story? Sometimes our cars tell us more than we realize.

2. At Dillon’s Auto Sales, an old man used to sit on the hood of his car and wait for customers to arrive. ‘This is the best salesman trick,’ he’d say with a twinkle in his eye, ‘they can’t help but notice my classic ride!’ One day, a delivery driver pulled up, looked at the car, and asked, 'Is it true you’ve never sold a lemon?' The old man grinned, ‘Not yet!’ Just then, his neighbor walked over and whispered, ‘Actually, I bought that heap three months ago…’

3. At Dillon’s Auto Sales, there’s a sign that reads ‘Free Coffee for Honest Mechanics.’ One morning, a delivery driver pulled up and asked, ‘What if I’m not a mechanic?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, ‘Then you get free coffee anyway!’ A few days later, an old neighbor stopped by, grinning from ear to ear. He declared, 'I fixed my own carburetor!' The cashier smiled and said, 'Of course you did—you get free coffee either way!'

4. At Dillon’s Auto Sales, whenever a new car arrived, a little boy would run up to it and try to open the trunk with his toy keychain. The salesmen just smiled and waved him away, but he never gave up. One day, an old delivery driver pulled up in an ancient truck. Seeing the commotion around the new car, he got out and called to the boy, ‘Hey kid, want to see something cool?’ He opened his door and said, ‘This is my lucky charm.’ The boy looked inside and grinned, realizing that the old man had been using his own toy keychain for decades!