About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At A&B Auto Sales, every morning begins with an announcement over the PA: ‘Today’s special—one lucky customer will receive a free tank of gas if they can guess the exact number of bolts on our mystery car!’ One day, a delivery driver named Joe decided to give it a shot. After counting for what seemed like hours, he confidently declared there were exactly 87 bolts. The owner laughed and said, 'Not quite, but you're close!' Then, as everyone held their breath, he revealed there were actually 93. Joe walked away shaking his head, muttering something about never guessing again—and yet, everyone knew he'd be back tomorrow.
2. At A&B Auto Sales, every afternoon around 3 PM, a mysterious figure in a fedora appears and whispers into the ear of the sales manager. No one knows who it is or what they discuss, but ever since that started happening, the dealership's inventory mysteriously improves. One day, an enthusiastic delivery driver overheard the whispering and asked to join the secret meetings. Afterward, he always brought donuts for everyone—especially the mysterious fedora guy. Now, besides cars, A&B Auto Sales also sells the best coffee and snacks in town.
3. At A&B Auto Sales, when a customer asks for a test drive, the salesman always says, 'Just sign here—we’ll take it easy, no burnouts!' Soon enough, an old delivery driver comes in and asks for a test drive. He signs, gets behind the wheel, and floors it—only to hear the salesman say, ‘Easy does it, pal! This one’s got 200,000 miles on it!’ The driver grins sheepishly, pulls over, and admits, ‘Guess I should’ve read the fine print.’
4. At A&B Auto Sales, whenever a new shipment arrives after dark, a faint humming sound can be heard from inside the warehouse. No one knows its source or purpose, but it seems to vanish as soon as someone approaches. One day, an old neighbor stopped by and asked if he could investigate the noise. After hours of searching, he declared triumphantly that it was just his cat hiding in the rafters, attracted by leftover donuts from the staff room. Everyone laughed, and ever since then, A&B Auto Sales has been known for their late-night donut parties.