About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the waiting room of Novant Health Lexington Primary Care, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he flipped through magazines, his granddaughter tugged on his sleeve and pointed excitedly at an empty corner. ‘Grandpa,’ she whispered, ‘why does that chair move when no one’s sitting there?’ The grandfather leaned over and smiled, whispering back, 'Hush, child. It's just an optical illusion from those funny magazine pages.' They both laughed, and soon forgot about it until another patient asked curiously if they’d seen the dancing chair too.
2. While waiting for her appointment, an elderly lady leaned over and whispered to the person next to her: ‘Did you hear that last week, when I asked for my blood pressure reading, the nurse said it sounded like a motorcycle revving?’ The woman next to her giggled and replied, ‘No, but now every time they take your reading, I can’t help thinking of a Harley-Davidson!’ The elderly lady nodded with a smile, and as she settled back in her chair, someone from behind them muttered, “I bet hers is always revving!” And everyone around them burst into laughter.
3. In the waiting room of Novant Health Lexington Primary Care, a young mom asked curiously: ‘Do you think our doctor has a secret life as a rock star?’ Another patient overheard and chimed in: ‘I bet he’s really into country music!’ A delivery driver nodded knowingly, whispering, ‘He drives like a maniac—must be rehearsing for his stage show.’ Everyone burst out laughing, forgetting for a moment why they were there in the first place.
4. While waiting for her appointment, an elderly lady leaned over and whispered to the woman next to her: ‘Did you hear that the receptionist is actually a robot?’ Everyone looked around nervously, but no one else seemed alarmed. A delivery driver then joked, ‘Maybe she’s just on autopilot after working here so long!’ The group laughed, tension easing, until someone asked if they could get some water. The receptionist-behind-the-screen replied calmly, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t fetch anything—my programming doesn’t include fetching.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at the clinic.