Meijer

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the aisles of Meijer, a regular noticed something peculiar one day—a bottle of wine floating in the middle of an empty shelf. No one seemed to notice or care, and soon enough, other strange items appeared around the store: a box of cereal dancing on its own in the morning rush, and even a bag of groceries rolling down the checkout lane. Finally, one night, a delivery driver found himself surrounded by talking boxes of milk and cans that clapped together like tiny drums. He shrugged it off until he saw the cashier laughing as she scanned a cart full of dancing bananas. That was when everyone realized: Meijer had hired a new employee—an animated marketing gimmick that nobody had seen coming!

2. In the dairy section of Meijer, a delivery driver once discovered an entire crate of yogurt labeled ‘Super Strength.’ Curious shoppers soon began reporting that their purchases seemed to last longer than usual—even pets were drinking from empty containers and showing signs of extra energy. Soon, rumors spread like wildfire through the neighborhood. A regular noticed his dog bounding around with uncharacteristic vigor after finishing an old container. Another neighbor reported her husband falling asleep mid-sentence while reading the newspaper—a first for him! Eventually, someone decided to check the expiration dates on these mysterious yogurts—and they were still good for another month.

3. In the frozen food section of Meijer, a delivery driver once found himself delivering not just packages but also a mysterious box labeled ‘Top Secret.’ Curious, he opened it to discover nothing more than a bag of mystery vegetables—labeled ‘Experimental Gourmet Blend.’ The driver shrugged and added them to his cart along with some groceries for his neighbor. When he delivered the veggies, everyone tried them, and they turned out to be surprisingly delicious.

4. At midnight, while restocking shelves, a delivery driver heard a voice whispering, ‘Take what you need.’ Curious, he glanced around but saw no one. Then, from behind him, came another whisper: 'And leave something for us.' Glancing back at the empty aisle, the driver shrugged and took just one can of beans—exactly what he needed for dinner that night. From then on, whenever anyone asked if Meijer was haunted, everyone in town would wink knowingly.