Lexington Prosthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Lexington Prosthodontics, he heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—please be advised that today’s dental implants are on backorder until further notice.’ The delivery driver shrugged and muttered something about bad luck for anyone needing teeth that day. Just then, his phone buzzed with a message from a neighbor: 'Hey, did you hear? Lexington Prosthodontics is out of implants again! Guess I'll just have to wait another week.' The driver smiled, shook his head, and thought, 'At least no one got stuck without their pearly whites today!'

2. At dawn, when most dentists were still yawning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lexington Prosthodontics. He noticed something odd: the streetlights were on full blast, casting eerie shadows across the empty parking lot. Curious, he approached the door and heard soft music coming from inside. Peering through the window, he saw an old dentist dancing enthusiastically with his chair, while a nearby lamp cast a warm glow on a sign that read ‘Happy Hour.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess someone forgot to turn off the party lights again.’

3. At sunset, when most people were heading home, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lexington Prosthodontics. He noticed something odd: the lights were on, but no cars were in the parking lot. Curious, he walked inside and found everyone frozen mid-conversation—teeth in hand, instruments scattered everywhere. Turned out, they’d been practicing their newfound skill of holding perfectly still during dinner conversations. The delivery driver left with a smile, thinking it was one of those days where everyone seemed to be growing extra chompers.

4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Lexington Prosthodontics and noticed something odd. A small dog, its fur standing on end, darted out from behind the building, barking frantically. Curious, the driver followed the little guy around the corner. There, sitting on the curb, was an old man with a toothy grin holding a bag of treats. ‘He always does that,’ chuckled the neighbor, shaking his head. The driver laughed, realizing it was just another day in the life of Lexington Prosthodontics’ friendly neighborhood dentist.’