Lex Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Lex Express, where gas meets gossip, a regular shouted one day: ‘Hey, look sharp—my car’s running on empty and I’m late for work!’ The next morning, everyone noticed something strange: every time someone said those exact words, their tank miraculously filled up just enough. A delivery driver joked, ‘I must be cursed—said it again, and now my tank is full but the coffee machine is empty!’ Next week, an elderly neighbor muttered under his breath, ‘Why does my Lex Express always run out of gas…’ Suddenly, his wife poked her head out the door and asked, ‘Honey, are you talking about us again?’

2. At Lex Express, when the sun was just dipping below the horizon, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck. As he filled up his tank, he noticed an old man standing outside, staring intently at the moon through binoculars. The delivery driver chuckled and asked, ‘Looking for aliens, sir?’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘No, I’m just checking if tonight’s full moon will attract more customers.’ They both laughed as the gas pump clicked off, and the old man waved goodbye, muttering something about ‘Lex Express always having good vibes.’

3. At Lex Express, where gas meets gossip, a sign above the counter suddenly read: ‘If you can’t find your receipt, it never existed.’ One day, an old neighbor walked in and asked for his usual fill-up. The cashier scanned him curiously and said, 'Sir, we don’t have your receipt.' The neighbor replied confidently, 'That’s because I always pay in cash!' The cashier smiled and shrugged, 'Welcome to Lex Express, sir—where gas really is cash.'

4. At Lex Express, where gas meets gossip, a little girl pointed and whispered to her mom: ‘Mommy, why is that man talking to himself in the mirror?’ The mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, he’s not talking to himself—he’s just saying hello to his reflection.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to the window, whispering to herself, ‘I wonder if mirrors say hi to everyone who looks at them…’