About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Smith would often push his shopping cart down the aisles, humming softly to himself. One day, over the store’s loud speaker came an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention shoppers, our newest product is now available—Mr. Smith’s Secret Sauce!’ Word spread quickly around town that Mr. Smith's sauce was a hit. Soon, every aisle had people sampling jars of mystery concoctions. A delivery driver even claimed he saw Mr. Smith sneaking bottles into his truck one night. But no one knew for sure if it was really him or just another regular helping themselves.
2. At Kroger, a young delivery driver noticed something peculiar every morning. As he unloaded crates of bananas near the produce section, an old lady would suddenly appear from behind the stacks and whisper, ‘Don’t you dare touch those bananas!’ Curious, the driver started leaving one banana aside each day for her. Months later, their morning exchanges became friendly banter—she’d joke about his driving skills while he teased her about her secret banana stash. Eventually, it turned out she was just a nosy neighbor who loved bananas more than anyone else.
3. At Kroger, a little boy once pointed excitedly and whispered to his mother, ‘Mommy, look! The carrots are dancing!’ The mother smiled and gently explained, 'No, honey, they’re not dancing—just waving their little green flags!' From then on, whenever anyone visited Kroger, they’d always stop by the carrot section for a good laugh.
4. At Kroger, a regular customer always stopped midway through checkout. Every time, she paused for exactly three seconds before reaching for her wallet, as if waiting for something. Finally, one day an impatient shopper asked her, ‘What are you doing? We’re holding up everyone!’ With a smile, she replied, ‘I’m just waiting for inspiration to strike.’ And it did—she paid with a single dollar bill and left everyone guessing what came next.