About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was stocking his shopping cart, he heard an odd humming noise coming from the dairy aisle. Curious, he walked over and noticed that the milk bottles seemed to be swaying slightly on their own. As he approached, he saw a delivery driver adjusting some shelves nearby. The man casually said, ‘Must’ve been those new fans they installed last week—keeps things cool.’ The regular nodded, shook his head, and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll check the cheese section first,’ earning him a smile from his neighbor.
2. One day, while a young boy was waiting for his mom near the checkout counter, he noticed something strange happening in the aisle behind him. A delivery driver kept glancing nervously over his shoulder and whispering into his phone. Finally, the boy turned around and saw what looked like a carton of milk dancing on its own. The delivery driver quickly covered it with another box and hurried away. When asked by his mom later that night, the boy just shrugged and said, 'Oh, nothing much, Mom—just some talking dairy products.'
3. While a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the backroom of Kroger, he noticed something strange: all the cans were arranged alphabetically by brand—not just by size or price. Curious, the driver asked his supervisor, who shrugged and said it must be some new efficiency thing from corporate. Months later, when a regular customer mentioned seeing canned goods organized like that in another store, our hero realized: maybe they all did it now—just to confuse us poor shoppers.
4. While a delivery driver was restocking shelves late one night, he kept hearing soft laughter coming from behind him. Finally, he turned around and saw nothing but empty aisles. Just as he relaxed, though, his headphones started playing ‘Laughter Is the Best Medicine.’ He looked down—only to see a bag of potato chips smiling back at him.