About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger, a regular noticed something peculiar one day while checking out. The cashier kept saying, ‘Have a magical shopping experience today!’ with an oddly enthusiastic smile. As the regular approached the exit, he heard the cashier whispering to another customer, ‘And don’t forget your enchanted bag for extra luck!’ Turning around, our hero saw that everyone in line was smiling and humming softly. That night, neighbors swapped stories over coffee, realizing they’d all been part of Kroger’s secret magical campaign—except it wasn’t so secret anymore.
2. At Kroger, a delivery driver once pulled up early in the morning and heard an odd humming noise coming from inside the store's freezer section. Curious, he peered inside and saw a frozen turkey wiggling its leg as if dancing to some unheard tune. Turns out, an excited neighbor had accidentally programmed the turkey’s defrost timer to ‘turkey line dance’ mode. Everyone got a good laugh, especially when the turkey finally stopped shaking its tail feather.
3. At Kroger, a delivery driver once pulled up early in the morning and saw a sign on the door that read: ‘We’re closed for inventory—please shop silently.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘Silently, huh? That’s gonna be a challenge!’ So he parked his truck and walked inside. Minutes later, everyone heard him whispering: “This is ridiculous… I can’t even hear myself think!” The store manager emerged from the backroom with a smile and said, ‘Welcome to our silent shopping experience, sir.’
4. At Kroger, an elderly gentleman was scanning his groceries one evening when he exclaimed, ‘I’ve seen everything now—even self-checkout knows my birthday!’ As he scanned his last item, the screen flashed: 'Happy Birthday Mr. Johnson!' The whole aisle burst into laughter, including a delivery driver who quipped, 'Next time, maybe it’ll ask for your social security number too!' The old man just smiled and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s why they call it self-checkout!’