About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while stocking shelves, a Kroger employee noticed something peculiar in an empty grocery cart: a small package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, she picked it up—it felt heavy but not suspicious. As she unwrapped it, out fell a bag of flour that had been cleverly hidden inside another smaller package. Turns out, a neighbor had left it there as a joke, thinking it would be funny if someone found ‘something mysterious’ one day. The whole store ended up laughing about it for weeks.
2. One day, while restocking the dairy aisle, a Kroger employee heard an odd announcement over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention shoppers—please return your flying cows to their proper section.’ Curious, the worker looked around and saw nothing unusual. Minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘organic yogurt.’ Inside was a small cow wearing a nametag that read, ‘Moo-ria.’ Everyone burst out laughing as Moo-ria calmly walked off the truck and into the dairy section. The employee shrugged, thinking it must be someone’s practical joke, and went back to work—only to hear another announcement: ‘And don’t forget to pick up your dancing penguins!’
3. While checking out one evening, a customer exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw bananas talking!’ The cashier just smiled and said, ‘Well, they do look awfully happy today.’ Just then, an elderly neighbor walked up with her shopping cart full of groceries. She looked over at the bananas and giggled, saying, ‘They’re probably just having their nightly banana meeting.’ Everyone laughed, and the cashier added, ‘Must be important—look how serious they are!’
4. At night, when the store was almost empty, a delivery driver swears he heard someone humming in the frozen food section. Curious, the driver followed the sound and found an old man carefully rearranging the bananas. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the startled driver. The neighbor smiled and replied, “Just making sure they’re facing the right way.”