Commonwealth Smiles of Lexington

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Commonwealth Smiles in Lexington and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The closer he got, the more it seemed like someone was whistling a familiar tune—only no one was around. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a dimly lit room with old posters on the wall. Suddenly, a small shadow darted behind a chair—and then a little voice said, ‘Excuse me, can you turn off that flashlight? It’s giving me a headache.’ Turns out, it was just a regular kid hiding there while his dad worked late.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Commonwealth Smiles in Lexington and found an old, dusty suitcase sitting unattended on the sidewalk. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe someone had forgotten it. Inside was an ancient toothbrush with a note: ‘Free sample from Commonwealth Smiles.’ The next morning, everyone in town got a good laugh—and a freebie.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Commonwealth Smiles in Lexington and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever close?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Never, sir—we’re open twenty-four seven!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, 'Good thing too, because I’ve got a toothache that won’t quit.' As he walked inside, his truck started honking its horn in time with his laughter. A warm smile spread across the receptionist’s face.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Commonwealth Smiles in Lexington and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he knocked on the door, expecting nothing more than a routine check-in. The door opened slightly, revealing only darkness within. ‘Hello?’ called out the delivery driver hesitantly. Suddenly, a toothbrush appeared, wobbling like a drunk penguin towards him. Startled, the driver jumped back into his truck, leaving behind a note scribbled in toothpaste: “Sorry for the scare! We’re just practicing our night shifts.”