Colonna & Associates, Inc.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a truckload of furniture. As he unloaded, he noticed something odd—one of the office chairs seemed to be watching him intently from across the room. He shrugged it off, but every time he glanced back, the chair appeared to shift position ever so slightly. Finally, after hours of moving furniture, the driver looked up and saw that the entire office was empty—except for one smiling man in a suit who casually asked if he needed help finding his way out. Turned out Colonna had just moved into his new office next door and was having a little fun welcoming his first employee.

2. One day, a delivery driver arrived early with a truckload of furniture. As he unloaded boxes from the back, he noticed something odd in one of them—a small wooden box labeled ‘Free Samples.’ Curious, he opened it and found an old, dusty bottle of perfume. He decided to leave it on the reception desk for anyone who might appreciate it. Later that afternoon, a regular customer walked into Colonna & Associates sniffing curiously. She picked up the bottle, smiled, and said, 'This reminds me of my grandmother's house!' The next morning, the entire office was fragrant—apparently, someone had taken the free sample home as a gift. And so, ever since then, whenever there's a new delivery, everyone keeps their eyes peeled for more mysterious little bottles.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver arrived early with a truckload of furniture. As he unloaded boxes in the dimly lit hallway, an odd humming sound filled the air—a rhythmic tune that no one could quite place. The next morning, neighbors began noticing strange whispers coming from inside Colonna & Associates' offices. It turned out that the delivery driver had accidentally left his favorite radio show on while loading the truck. By lunchtime, everyone in the office was humming along and laughing at the quirky jokes. From then on, whenever someone needed furniture delivered, they’d ask for ‘the guy who brings us all those funny songs.’

4. One afternoon, an eager realtor rushed into Colonna & Associates, breathless and excited. ‘Listen to this,’ she whispered, pointing to a mysterious note scribbled on the office whiteboard. It read: “If you sell this house today, your dreams will come true.” Since then, every closing brings whispers and curious glances—has anyone actually seen their dream realized? Finally, one day, an enthusiastic mailman entered the office, beaming from ear to ear. 'Guess what!' he exclaimed. 'I sold that house yesterday—and now I can finally retire!' The team looked at each other, smiling knowingly. Dreams do come true… sometimes just for everyone but you.