Bluegrass Dermatology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm autumn morning when Dr. Jenkins arrived early for her routine check-ups. As she unlocked the door of Bluegrass Dermatology, a familiar voice called out from inside: "Doc, I’ve got a rash that won’t go away—even after three cups of coffee!" Inside, Dr. Jenkins found an elderly gentleman in a plaid shirt, scratching his head and muttering about itches. ‘Sir,’ she smiled, ‘I can help you with that—but first, could you please tell me why you’re wearing your pajamas here?’ The old man replied, ‘Well, doc, my wife said I couldn’t come unless I wore them!’

2. A delivery driver was making his rounds on a quiet Tuesday afternoon when he noticed something peculiar outside Bluegrass Dermatology. The sign above the clinic seemed to be winking at him as he drove by. Curious, he pulled over and approached the clinic. As he got closer, the sign stopped blinking and simply read ‘Bluegrass Dermatology’. Shaking his head with a smile, the delivery driver continued his route, muttering under his breath that maybe it was just an old sign with a loose bulb.

3. In the quiet town of Lexington, a regular patient at Bluegrass Dermatology exclaimed one day, ‘Doc, I’m itching to know why everyone around here suddenly looks so young!’ The doctor smiled and replied, ‘Well, my friend, that’s because our clinic is testing a new topical cream made from local bluegrass extracts.’ The patient nodded thoughtfully before realizing, ‘Oh no! Have I been rubbing myself with grass?’ The whole waiting room burst into laughter as the doc assured him, ‘No worries, just apply it sparingly—like sunscreen!’

4. A delivery truck pulled up to Bluegrass Dermatology one foggy morning. The driver noticed something peculiar in the backseat—an old, dusty guitar case. The driver opened it curiously and found an ancient banjo inside, covered with dust. A note read: 'To whoever finds this, please return to Bluegrass Dermatology.' Everyone laughed when a regular patient walked in later that day, humming an old bluegrass tune.