About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached the Arthritis Center of Lexington, he stopped short—his truck’s horn began playing ‘Happy Birthday’ on its own. Curious, the driver got out and looked around, but saw no one nearby. Just then, an elderly gentleman hobbling down the street smiled and waved, saying, 'Happy birthday to me!' Turns out, the old man was celebrating his special day and had accidentally triggered the horn with his cane. Everyone had a good laugh, and the delivery driver made sure to wish him a happy birthday later that week.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the Arthritis Center of Lexington and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why my arthritis only hurts when I wear blue socks?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'I’ve never heard that one before!' The old man then leaned in confidentially and whispered, 'It’s because my arthritis is jealous— it wants to be the center of attention too!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the doctor who happened to walk by.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Arthritis Center of Lexington with a box labeled ‘Anti-Inflammatory Supplies.’ As he opened the door, he heard an announcement over the PA system: ‘Attention, patients! Due to popular demand, our new line of arthritis relief has arrived—now available in the waiting room!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously and decided to hide the box behind his back. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked by and asked him, 'Is that the new arthritis remedy?' The driver stammered, 'No, no, just some anti-inflammatory supplies!' The old man nodded knowingly and said, 'Ah, I see. Well, good luck with that!' And off he went, leaving the driver standing there, red-faced and confused.
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver approached the Arthritis Center of Lexington with a box full of mysterious supplements. As he unlocked the door, he heard a voice whispering from within: ‘Finally, someone who understands our pain.’ Curious, the driver opened the box and found only colorful candies inside. A small note read: 'For your sweet disposition.' Turns out, it was just another day at the Arthritis Center—where everyone knew how to ease even the grumpiest patient's pain!'