America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it!’ as he pulled up to America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one foggy morning. Inside, a regular customer was trying on a pair of glasses while chatting with the friendly staff. Startled by the sudden appearance of a giant owl perched on top of a display case, everyone froze for a moment before realizing it was just an elaborate window decoration. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, 'Guess I’ll never get used to that place.'

2. One day, a delivery driver stopped mid-unpacking and asked aloud, 'Why is every pair of glasses here so determined?' Curious, he finished unpacking one last box—and found himself staring at thousands of tiny little thumbs-up stickers. ‘Oh,’ he said with a smile. ‘Now I get it—everyone’s saying “thank you” for clear vision.’

3. A delivery driver paused in the middle of unpacking boxes one morning and muttered, 'This place must be cursed.' It turned out that every box contained pairs of identical glasses—all labeled as ‘America’s Best’ but with slightly different frames. The delivery driver shook his head and said to no one in particular, ‘At least they’re consistent.’ Since then, locals joke that if you lose your specs here, just ask a neighbor—they probably already have a spare pair!’

4. One foggy morning, an early bird delivery driver opened the box marked ‘Optical Lenses’ and froze. Inside, instead of glass or plastic, something glinted eerily—rows upon rows of tiny golden spectacles seemed to wink back at him. Curious, he picked up one pair and noticed they were engraved with the words: 'For the sharpest vision in town.' Suddenly, his colleague appeared, asking what took so long. The driver shook his head, pocketed the glasses, and muttered, 'Just some weird contacts from America’s Best.'