Quick Quack Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Quick Quack Car Wash, customers often noticed an unusual phenomenon late at night. A regular would arrive with his dog, who always seemed to perk up when the water jets started spraying. One night, a delivery driver mentioned that he heard strange laughter coming from inside while waiting for his turn. The next day, everyone found out it was just the owner’s parrot repeating ‘Wax on, wax off!’ Apparently, the bird had overheard Mr Miyagi in some old movie.

2. At Quick Quack Car Wash, after hours when only the night shift workers were around, strange things started happening. One day, a little girl playing nearby suddenly screamed as her toy duck inexplicably began quacking along with the car wash music. Another time, an old man waiting for his truck said he heard his dog barking inside the carwash. It turned out his pooch was just howling in perfect rhythm to the water jets! Since then, customers joke that Quick Quack Car Wash has its own band of animal singers.

3. At Quick Quack Car Wash, a sign above the exit read: ‘Wipe Your Windshield Before Driving Off.’ One morning, a delivery driver left without cleaning it—and promptly drove into a tree across the street. A few days later, an elderly neighbor pulled up, smiled broadly, and said, ‘I see you’ve added a new attraction—an obstacle course for drivers!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that Quick Quack had become the town’s unofficial humor hub.

4. At Quick Quack Car Wash, a sign above the exit read: ‘Wipe Your Windshield or Else.’ Employees claimed it was just a prank, but some drivers insisted something strange happened if they ignored it. One day, an impatient delivery driver ignored the sign and sped off. As he drove down the street, his windshield wipers mysteriously started working on their own, leaving him laughing and shaking his head. A few blocks later, a friendly neighbor waved and asked, 'Seen that new car wash yet? They’ve got quite the sense of humor!'