About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Palm Beach Tan, a sign appeared one day: ‘For best results, stay for exactly 29 minutes and 5 seconds.’ Regulars ignored it until one noticed their skin turning neon pink. Soon everyone was timing their sessions with kitchen timers or smartphones. One day, an elderly neighbor walked in, looked at the sign, and said, 'I’ve been coming here twenty years—never once did they ask me to leave early!' And just like that, the neon-pink trend ended as quickly as it began.
2. At Palm Beach Tan, an old lady was diligently applying self-tanner when she suddenly exclaimed, 'I feel like I'm turning into a human sundae!' Suddenly, her friend from next door popped in and asked, ‘Are you okay?’ The old lady replied, ‘Just getting my daily dose of chocolate sauce!’ They both burst out laughing, realizing that the tanning lotion had turned her skin a deep, rich brown—like a fancy dessert.
3. At Palm Beach Tan, on a particularly humid morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. As he parked his truck outside, he heard faint laughter coming from inside the salon. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly gentleman vigorously applying self-tan lotion while trying to imitate Marlon Brando’s accent. The delivery driver burst out laughing, but soon realized that everyone else in the salon was also laughing—except for the poor old man, who kept asking if it looked ‘authentic.’
4. At Palm Beach Tan, a man was carefully selecting his favorite sunless tanning lotion when he noticed something odd in the mirror. He squinted into the mirror and saw himself turning slowly into a life-sized marionette—strings everywhere! Turns out, someone had accidentally spilled fake-tan on the ceiling above him. A delivery driver calmly cleaned it up with a damp cloth, muttering, ‘That’ll teach you not to decorate with orange paint.’