Banfield Pet Hospital

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why your patients always seem so grateful when they leave?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, maybe because our treatments work?' The delivery driver smiled and said, 'No, I mean, they’re grateful because every time they come here, their owner forgets to pick them up!' And everyone laughed, including the dog in the waiting room who had been anxiously wagging his tail.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital and heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood vet is out back with the newest arrival—an adorable little puppy named “Emergency.” Please join us for a special adoption event!’ As the delivery guy approached the back door, he found himself face-to-face with a sleepy vet holding a tiny bundle wrapped in a blanket. The vet yawned and said, 'Emergency’s first nap after her big day.' Turns out, Emergency was just a cute nickname for the vet’s new baby daughter! Everyone had a good laugh, and the delivery man left with a free bag of dog treats and a promise to come visit again.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Emergency Vet Care – Open All Hours for Your Four-Legged Friends.’ Curious, he walked in and overheard a voice crackling from the intercom: “Attention all staff, we’re out of dog treats again.” The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘That’s odd, but it must be some inside joke.’ Just then, a nearby employee poked his head out and said, ‘Hey, can you grab us another box? We’re running low!’ The driver shook his head and left, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll bring cookies instead of supplies.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banfield Pet Hospital and wondered aloud: ‘Why is there a line of cats waiting for their shots outside?’ ‘I thought they were just getting vaccinated,’ muttered the driver. Suddenly, an old tabby poked its head out from behind a bush and hissed, ‘Actually, pal, we’re here because our friend overdosed on fish flavored treats!’ A neighbor chimed in, handing him a bag of kibble: “Take this home—might save you some trouble.” The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove off into the night.