About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for her teeth cleaning appointment, an elderly lady overheard two Aspen Dental staff members discussing something unusual. "Did you see that new sign out front?" asked one. "No, what's it say?" replied the other. "It says 'Free Coffee for Regulars'—but wait until you hear how they define 'regulars.'" Turns out, a ‘regular’ meant someone who visited every Tuesday between 9 and 10 AM. A delivery driver showed up once on Wednesday and never again—he got free coffee twice! Meanwhile, a neighbor stopped by only when his car needed fixing—and now he’s got a lifetime supply of java.
2. While sitting in the waiting room one afternoon, a young mother noticed something odd on the ceiling above the reception desk. Upon closer inspection, she saw an old poster for a local band from the ’90s, complete with flannel shirts and grunge hair. Smiling, she whispered to her child, ‘Look, honey, it seems our friendly dentist has been hanging out with some pretty cool neighbors!’
3. While browsing through old magazines in the reception area, a regular exclaimed, 'I just saw Dr. Smith giving directions to someone who looked like they were lost in the woods!' Another visitor overheard Dr. Smith saying into his phone, ‘Just send him around back—we’ve got an extra chair free.’ A regular laughed and remarked, ‘Next time I’m late for an appointment, I’ll just claim I was stuck in those evergreens outside!’
4. While reading a magazine in the waiting room, a patient wondered aloud, ‘Why do they always play classical music here? Doesn’t anyone else notice how strange it sounds with those dental instruments?’ Just then, an older gentleman sitting next to her leaned over and whispered, ‘Actually, I’ve been noticing something even stranger—why does everyone keep falling asleep during their cleanings?’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the receptionist who popped her head around the corner and said, “Welcome to Aspen Dental!”