America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses with a peculiar request. As he adjusted his glasses in the mirror, he began humming softly—only for everyone else in the store to start doing the same. Soon enough, the entire shop was filled with harmonious humming. A delivery driver stopped mid-stride and joined in, followed by a young clerk who thought it was part of some secret employee initiation. By the time the old man left, everyone in the store had matching pairs—not just glasses, but smiles too. Ever since that day, whenever someone new walks into America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, they’re greeted not only with friendly service but also with a gentle hum.

2. A curious package arrived one day for 'America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses.' The delivery driver left it on the counter, and no note explained its contents. Inside, a regular found not just glasses but a small, handwritten sign reading: 'Try these on for size—your new sense of humor!' The next morning, the owner noticed that every pair of glasses had been adjusted slightly differently—a different joke or pun engraved on each frame. A regular tried them out and walked away with a smile, muttering something about ‘perfect prescription.’ Since then, customers leave the store feeling not only better seen but also better heard.

3. A young man walked into America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one afternoon, squinting as if he could see through walls. He asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell glasses that can spot Wi-Fi signals?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'We have some great lenses for glare reduction, but no Wi-Fi detecting ones.' The young man nodded thoughtfully and left. A few days later, a delivery driver joked, 'I saw him again—this time with a pair of glasses that supposedly track down lost remote controls!'

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses with a mysterious box labeled only ‘Optical Emergencies.’ The storekeeper opened it curiously and found inside a pair of glasses so old they looked like they belonged in a museum. He put them on, and suddenly everyone in the shop started laughing uncontrollably—including his reflection in the mirror. It turned out the glasses had been donated by an eccentric neighbor who claimed they were from the 1950s comedy show 'Laughing Man.'