About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November night in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up to UMC Quick Care. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the door, but inside, something even stranger awaited him. Inside, a friendly nurse named Maria greeted him with a smile and asked if he needed any help. Turns out she’d just finished watching her favorite TV show and had some great advice for dealing with his mild headache—watch more comedy! The delivery driver left UMC Quick Care feeling lighter both physically and mentally.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to UMC Quick Care one morning, puzzled by something odd on his truck’s dashboard. A small, brightly wrapped package had appeared overnight—neither he nor anyone else remembered leaving it there. The delivery driver looked around nervously, wondering whose it could be. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked in and asked for a band-aid. Turns out, the little package was actually a forgotten lunchbox filled with sandwiches meant for him. Everyone had a good laugh, and the driver learned never to leave his truck unattended again.
3. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to UMC Quick Care with a frown on his face. The sign outside read ‘Closed for Weekend,’ but he could see lights on inside and heard an unusual announcement over the PA: ‘Attention patients—your wait might be longer than usual today. Our receptionist is taking a coffee break.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered something about incompetent receptionists. Just then, an elderly gentleman hobbled out of the door, muttering under his breath about how they should really hire someone more punctual. The driver smiled and thought to himself, 'At least I’m not the only one who gets frustrated here.'
4. A regular stopped by UMC Quick Care one day and asked the nurse, ‘Why does everyone here seem so familiar?’ The nurse smiled and whispered, 'Because you're always here at exactly the same time for your daily check-up!' The regular blushed and muttered something about needing his daily dose of vitamin C.'