About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Surgical Arts Center and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t lose my package here!’ As he approached the door, a sign read: 'Closed for Vacation.' The delivery driver shook his head and whispered, 'Guess I’ll come back when they’re awake!' And so ended another late-night adventure at the Surgical Arts Center.
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered the Surgical Arts Center and asked the receptionist with a straight face: ‘Can you tell me where I can get my hearing aids adjusted? They keep making me look like I’m smiling when I talk.’ The receptionist smiled politely and replied, 'Sir, our clinic specializes in cosmetic procedures, not audiology.' Just then, another patient—a delivery driver—walked in complaining that his new nose job made him sneeze too much. The old man chuckled softly and said, 'Welcome to the club!'
3. One day, a small dog wandering near the Surgical Arts Center started sniffing something odd outside the entrance. The receptionist looked out curiously and saw the little pooch examining what appeared to be a misplaced surgical mask. She smiled, thinking it was just another curious neighborhood pet. Suddenly, the dog picked up the mask in his mouth and trotted inside the center. Startled, the receptionist called after him, but before she could react, the little furball disappeared behind a door marked ‘Sterile Zone.’ A few minutes later, a confused delivery driver asked if anyone had seen a tiny canine carrying a surgical mask—apparently, he’d been delivering supplies to the wrong place for weeks!
4. A curious cat began prowling around the Surgical Arts Center late one night, its tail twitching curiously as it peered into the windows. Suddenly, a sleep-deprived nurse heard rustling and turned around just in time to see the cat leap onto an examination table. Startled, she shrieked, ‘What on earth are you doing here?’ The cat yawned and stretched, then sauntered out through an open door, leaving behind a puzzled but amused nurse who thought, ‘Maybe I should take a break too.’