Star Brite Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning in downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up to Star Brite Dental with a box of dental supplies. As he unlocked the door, he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door wider and saw a small, glowing light bobbing around the office. Inside was an old dentist, humming softly as he polished a toothbrush. ‘Morning,’ said the man, not even turning around. The delivery driver cleared his throat awkwardly. ‘Uh, hi… I’m here for the dental supplies.’ The dentist finally looked up, gave him a warm smile and replied, ‘Oh, you’re just in time! We’ve been waiting for you.’

2. In a small town in Texas, every Wednesday night around sunset, an old pickup truck would pull into the parking lot of Star Brite Dental. The driver never got out, just sat there with the engine running until dawn. Finally, one Thursday morning, the owner decided to investigate and found an elderly gentleman dozing off behind the wheel. Turned out he was just waiting for his granddaughter’s appointment. Since then, everyone calls him ‘the sleepy neighbor’.

3. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled into Star Brite’s parking lot, startled by the sound of clinking glasses coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist in a white coat mixing colorful liquids in beakers. Turns out, every night at midnight, Dr. Brite held a secret lab session where he brewed special toothpaste flavors for his patients. The delivery driver left with a free tube of ‘Midnight Mint,’ and became Star Brite’s unofficial ambassador, spreading word about their unique dental services.

4. At closing time, an exhausted dental assistant muttered under her breath as she locked the door: ‘I’ll never understand why people always leave their dentures here.’ As she turned off the lights, a familiar voice called from the shadows: ‘Hey, where’s my retainer?’ A sleepy delivery driver sheepishly emerged from behind the reception desk. Smiling, the assistant shook her head and replied, ‘Welcome back! We’ve got your smile covered tonight.’